key 002 ☄ [voice; 1920's AU event]

[yatagarasu]

[A long, loud, exhausted sigh. And the sound of someone flopping onto a mattress.]

Some customers should really learn how to make up their minds. I've got better things to do than run to the kitchen and back again just because people can't decide what to eat or drink!

Ugh. [Muffled. Someone just face-pillowed.]

Comments

[likearhino]

[Beat lets out an exasperated sigh of his own.]

Sounds better than dealin' with guys who ain't good with keepin' their hands to themselves.

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

...Do you chase thieves or something?

[Oh, irony. AU!Kay is not pinged by thievery. But she IS still pinged by treasure...and the truth...]

[likearhino]

Bwuh? Naw, nothin' like that. S'more like chasin' out perverts.

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

...oh.

I hope you get 'em and make 'em pay.

[likearhino]

I gotta get 'em. [A chuckle.] It's part a' my job.

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

Are you a cop?

[likearhino]

I ain't no cop. Ain't cut-out for that kinda work. Jus' a bouncer at one a' the clubs.

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh yeah, bouncers are sort of like the clubs' personal police.

[likearhino]

Didn't look at it that way 'fore, but yeah. It's kinda somethin' like that.

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

I mean, you take care of all types, right? The types you don't want dropping into your place?

[likearhino]

Yeah. They aight if they ain't doin' anythin' to piss anyone off. When things get rough, I'm the one who's gotta throw 'em out.

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

I wish I could throw people out, but my job is bringing people their food and then asking them to pay for it. [Kay COULD throw people out if she wanted to, as she's secretly part of the FBI, but yeah. She's masquerading as an ordinary waitress right now and can't blow her cover.]

[likearhino]

That's seriously a let down, yo. Can't get no satisfaction of tossing them out 'cause they messing with ya. [Not to worry. Beat's not the type to figure something like that out.]

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

I agree. I've lost count of all the people I want to toss out.

[likearhino]

[A chuckle.] They really all that bad?

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Some of them were worse than the customers who couldn't make up their minds! [To be fair, many of the people Kay wanted to throw out would be the criminals she chases.]

[likearhino]

Worse than that? Geez, man. When you say you want somethin', you gotta stick to it. Why don't people get that, you know?

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

I dunno! I wish they did!

[likearhino]

We bustin' our asses jus' so they enjoy the place an' the still act like that. [He lets out a frustrated sigh.]

Heh, we goin' on and on 'bout this like it's gonna do somethin' an' we don't even know each other. Name's Beat.

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

I'm Kay Faraday. Nice to meet you, Beat!

[likearhino]

Right backatcha, Kay. It's kinda cool talkin' to someone else 'bout this kinda thing.

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

I gotta admit, it makes me feel better.

[likearhino]

Gotta let off some steam somehow, right?

[dedikayted.livejournal.com]

Yeah!