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[yatagarasu]

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You have reached the inbox of Kay Faraday, Great Thief Yatagarasu! Sorry I can't steal your call, but I'll get back to you, I promise.

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[yatagarasu]

Yeah, it is! Where were you? Did you get ported out?

[ironbuttmonkey]

maybe???
idk thats the first ive heard of that happenin
im just pretty sure i lost a whole day

[yatagarasu]

You went home? What happened there?

[ironbuttmonkey]

uh
i dont think i did actually
as far as i remember i havent done anythin extra back home since i got here
why is that how it usually works

[yatagarasu]

I'm not sure either.

OK, what's the last thing you remember?

[ironbuttmonkey]

uh lets see sunday
sunday
actually we spent all day together sunday
went home
dinner
tht was about it?

unless u mean back home in which case me an the others were w8in around the corner for mankanshoku in town
it makes more sense in context i promise

[yatagarasu]

No one hit you on the head, right???

[ironbuttmonkey]

dnt think so
if they did i dont remember
guess tht wud be the point tho lol

plus i dnt think tht rly works like tht IRL anyway???
but w/e

look it doesnt matter i guess
i doubt ive missed anythin important everythin seems fine otherwise

[yatagarasu]

How do you feel right now? What're you doing?

[ironbuttmonkey]

i just woke up in my room so i texted the first person i thought of
i feel ok tho
i mean a lil weirded out but fine as in healthy

[yatagarasu]

[Awww, she was the first person he thought of texting. That's kind of sweet.]

What about your housemates? What'd they say?

[ironbuttmonkey]

havent spoken to em yet theyre all gone by now



well
matoi mite stil b here but shes the last person id go to

ill mention it l8r once they get home

[yatagarasu]

At least you're OK, and that's important. Did your powers change or anything?

1/2

[ironbuttmonkey]

no wait 2/?

[ironbuttmonkey]

tht can happen??

i didnt evn think to check
brb

3/?

[ironbuttmonkey]

[So, his shingantsu is still working properly...so no change there. He decides to check his goku uniform next and...yep, the modifier is still sewn into the sleeve, so no change there either. Only one last thing to check.

He strips his clothing and puts on his uniform.]

4/?

[ironbuttmonkey]

[TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE GO.]

Three star ultima unifo-!

5/?

[ironbuttmonkey]

[OKAY. OKAY HE'S FIGURED OUT WHAT HAPPENED.

Unfortunately, his mk.iii uniform was huge. He's too tall for the room all of a sudden, which forces him into a very awkward crouch mid-transformation, eventually tumbling forward onto his back, kinda squashed.

Fuck this is uncomfortable.]

6/6 rip ur inbox

[ironbuttmonkey]

okl oiju ytghjniujjnk
okl iouj fgiuygrtder iouytyr whasyt hgasopioplebnd

[Should probably stop trying to text before he goes back to normal but........

he's kind of a dumbass.]

OMG GOOD JOB SANAGEYAMA

[yatagarasu]

[Kay had no idea how on the mark she was with that one. She was just making guesses as to what could have happened.]

Uzu? Are you OK?

I don't think I got any of that.

he's a three star moron

[ironbuttmonkey]

[HOLD ON...flash of sparkles, no more uniform. All set.

Still laying on his back, he reaches a hand over to blindly search for the communicator, dragging it over once he's got a hold of it.]

i said i know wat happened now
u were rite

Yes, but he is Kay's three-star moron

[yatagarasu]

What??? Really???

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Be thankful it wasn't the first two uniforms or he would have demolished a part of the building.]

yh my uniforms different
but its an older one
which i mean its sort of a downgrade??
which i dont get at all what the point was

[yatagarasu]

I don't get it, either. Why downgrade your uniform?

[ironbuttmonkey]

maybe i was so cool i was makin every1 else look bad
for real tho idk