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[yatagarasu]

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You have reached the inbox of Kay Faraday, Great Thief Yatagarasu! Sorry I can't steal your call, but I'll get back to you, I promise.

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voice;

[yatagarasu]

That's great!

[Dramatic pause.]

Is it you?

voice;

[5055034455]

[He chuckles like he's flattered, but really, he's laughing at the idea of giving up that much money. Unless he's on his deathbed, the likelihood of that is... low.]

They prefer to remain anonymous, actually.

voice;

[yatagarasu]

Ooooh, that's really mysterious. [He can't see it but she's making mystical hand gestures.] Sounds like a secret agent!

voice;

[5055034455]

[And now he's actually laughing. KAY PLS.]

You could think of it that way, I guess. But hey, listen — you tell John this is important, okay? I'm not talking about chump change, here. I'm talking a lot of money.

voice;

[yatagarasu]

[See, this is why Capcom made her be Edgeworth's assistant. She's happy enough for the two of them.]

I gotcha. I don't think John's the type to joke around about this either, anyway.

voice;

[5055034455]

Good.

[Even though he's a kid.

So many kids.

So many.]

voice;

[yatagarasu]

So, do I tell him that you know a mysterious someone with cash for the cause?

voice;

[5055034455]

If that's how you want to word it, sure.

voice;

[yatagarasu]

Okay. Just making sure I don't need to use the "I have this friend" excuse.

voice;

[5055034455]

Oh. Yeah, no, not at all — I'm serving as this person's legal representative. This is all very, um — formal.

voice;

[yatagarasu]

You mean if we wanna tell this person something or whatever, we gotta go through you.

voice;

[5055034455]

Exactly. My client is, and will remain, completely anonymous unless they decide to come forward.

voice;

[yatagarasu]

Okey-dokey, is that all, or do you have any more important business? [Kay says "important business" like it's a totally light matter.]

voice;

[5055034455]

That's all for now, thanks. Next time I call on you for somethin' like this, expect payment.

voice;

[yatagarasu]

What? You're gonna pay me? For real?

voice;

[5055034455]

Your skills are valuable, Kay. Never work for free.

voice;

[yatagarasu]

[She'd be lying if she said she wasn't flattered.]

Well...I guess it couldn't hurt... [MORE MONEY YAAAAY]

Thanks, though!

voice;

[5055034455]

A little extra money never hurt anyone.

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haha.........]